Google is Like the Auto Industry : Drunk Blogging

Here I go again, I drink a little and then get an urge to blog. According to a guest post on CopyBlogger this is a bad idea. Well, if I recall one exercisers in high school was to write what ever comes to your mind without much planning. So get ready for some written diarhea. I will not delete or spell check once. Enjoy :)

(NOTE : I actually got a great idea as I started to vomit onto my laptop in that Google is just like the Automotive Industry)

So first off, I am pretty pissed because I have decided that cars are the biggest waste of money ever. I just moved into the city and barely drive the damn thing. I end up spending almost 1000 dollars on this P.O.S. By teh way if you wondering why I am talking about cars I just realized that cars are like Google so bare with me.

Cars have become a ubiquitous (hey i spelled that right on the first try) and have now in a lot of cases turned into a neccessary part of your life. Granted they serve a crucial service of transportation, but lets look at where thats gotten us shall we. Well to start we got that little problem of global warming. The car a symbol of freedom has turned into the thing that shackles us. Back hwen I lived in the ‘burbs I found a job that was about 25 minute drive from my house. My POS hand me down from high school was starting to make strange smells. I used to play a game called “whats that smell” (brake fluid, oil burning, brake disks, washer the only reason I needed the car was to get to work.

Moving into the city made me realize how worthless these cars are. I have been trying to sell it through CraigsList, but everyone wants a hybrid :( Anyway, here is how Google is like the Auto Industry. The Auto Industry is genius in that it was able to go from a luxury, to a convenience, to a necessary for so many people. They got the government to get YOU to pay for the roads for these cars. Now you come to rely on cars when the infrastructure was built by us.

Google is doing the same thing. Creating AdSense and using bloggers and webmasters to build the road work for their infrastructure. They aren’t even paying you for this. The advertisers are paying Google to pay you. The advertisers pay Google because you buy the advertisers products. See how this works? You are paying to have Google become the dominant monster it is. Google is even more neferious than the auto industry in taht they are the OIL INDUSTRY. Everyone feeds on their tit for revenue.

I am sure when cars started to crowd the roads no one would have predicted Global Warming, but I stand by my theory that in 10 years unless there is an alternative that destroys Google there will be a global warming effect. STOP GOOGLE !!!!!!!!!!